Project Culture, CharlieNoise, Dead Name, and Mental Issues

PUNK ROCKERS! ANARCHISTS! SCUM!

I've just received word, and I'm absolutely LIVID! These... bands, these... anarchists, are planning a 'takeover' of some sort! A musical insurrection! A sonic assault on decency!

Project Culture, CharlieNoise, Dead Name, and Mental Issues...

They're gathering, I tell you, GATHERING! To spew their anti-establishment drivel, their noise pollution, their... music!

And you, the public, you're going to let them?! You're going to stand idly by while they corrupt the youth with their... melodies?!

I won't stand for it! I tell you, this is a clear and present danger to everything we hold dear! They're probably plotting to steal all the Daily Mail's classified information, too!

I demand action! I demand noise ordinances! I demand... something! Just keep these... anarchists away from me! And away from decent, hardworking citizens!

This 'takeover' must be stopped! Or at least... heavily criticized in the editorial section of tomorrow's paper!

GET ME PICTURES! PICTURES OF THESE ANARCHIST MENACES!